Adopted Family Team 4
by Bobbi Williams
Teams of administrators, teachers, secretaries, cooks, and custodians have joined forces to raise money to adopt needy families for Christmas. Six teams consisting of Central School personnel will via for the opportunity to kiss a farm animal.
Students vote by placing money in containers with the teams' pictures on them. Containers are placed in various classrooms throughout the campus. They are also available in the office and cafeteria. To vote for a team to kiss a farm animal, coins should be placed in the team's container. Every cent in coins counts as a point toward the team total. To vote against a team, place dollar bills in the team's container. Paper money subtracts points from the team's total. The team with the highest (positive) number at the end of the competition on December 19 will have the pleasure of kissing a farm animal. The coronation of winners will be on December 21.
As usual, the votes will be counted by the scientific accounting firm of Decker and Ellis. Although they have been known to lose track of the votes, their decision will be final.
Team 4 -- The (not) So Cool Rappers: Little S (Mrs. Stegman), Cool Calm Carpino (Ms. Carpino), Da Brat (CUHS student Whitney Holland), Lady Luck (Mrs. Mosler), and Foxy Whitey (Mrs. White) -- in their own words:
This group of teachers are not Superman, but when it comes to kissin' animals for a cause they can crank dat' -- (at this point they did a dance with the assistance of several students). Watch these cool rappin' teachers roll over their opponents to bring in the most money!
