Adopted Family Team 2
by Bobbi Williams
Teams of administrators, teachers, secretaries, cooks, and custodians have joined forces to raise money to adopt needy families for Christmas. Six teams consisting of Central School personnel will via for the opportunity to kiss a farm animal.
Students vote by placing money in containers with the teams' pictures on them. Containers are placed in various classrooms throughout the campus. They are also available in the office and cafeteria. To vote for a team to kiss a farm animal, coins should be placed in the team's container. Every cent in coins counts as a point toward the team total. To vote against a team, place dollar bills in the team's container. Paper money subtracts points from the team's total. The team with the highest (positive) number at the end of the competition on December 19 will have the pleasure of kissing a farm animal. The coronation of winners will be on December 21.
As usual, the votes will be counted by the scientific accounting firm of Decker and Ellis. Although they have been known to lose track of the votes, their decision will be final.
Team 2 -- The Celebrities: Paris "Capri" Motel (Mrs. Holman), Mr. B. Bad Wolf (Mrs. Vilela), Lil Betty Peep (Mrs. Martin), and Colonel Sanders (Mrs. Perry) -- in their own words:
This next group of celebrities are on a mission to find their lost loved ones. The first member and one that you might have seen lately in the tabloids is the almost famous Paris "Capri" Motel straight out of Joplin, MO. She is very upset about her missing tiny pooch "Tinkerbell." The last it was seen was on a farm in Cherokee County while filming the hit show"The Simple Life." She thinks that it would be "Hot" if you could help her find Tink.
Our next two celebrities are straight out of your storybooks: Mr. B. Bad Wolf and Lil Betty Peep. Mr. Wolf claims he fell in love with the third little piggie's hairy chinny chin chin and bursts into tears at the smell of bacon. He wants to find his buddy to rekindle their friendship that ended when the pig caught fire.
Llit Betty Peep on the other hand has been losing her sheep and other things for years. She is exhausted and really doesn't care what kind of animal she finds. She says she will take anything at this point for closure's sake. Please help put her weary mind at rest.
Our last member is back from the grave to claim his prize bird. He won't cross over until he finds his lost "Love Chicken" Annie. He is sure there is "foul play" involved in her disappearance and would like your help to solve this mystery.
A vote for us is a vote for undying love!
